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Thursday, November 28, 2013

Phoebe's Weirdness 2




Monica shakes Phoebe's hand.

Phoebe : Oh, my God! What did I ever do to you?

Monica : Did I squeeze too hard?

Phoebe : Let's just say, I'm glad I'm not Chandler.

Joey's Dumbness 7




Ross : Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?

Joey : No, I had sex in high school.

Chandler's Sarcasm 9

Chandler's Houseboy Click Here for Full Resolution



Houseboy : More turkey, Mr. Chandler?

Rachel : Every time you tell that story,
that guy's accent gets thicker and thicker.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Joey's Dumbness 6



Ross : Didn't you read Lord of the Rings 
in high school?

Joey : No, I had sex in high school.

Chandler's Sarcasm 8



Ross : I am gonna be happy this year.
I am gonna make myself happy.

Chandler : Do you want us to leave the room?

Rachel's Attitude 3




Rachel : It's a cat.

Joey : That is not a cat!

Rachel : Yes, it is!

Ross : Why is it inside out?

Rachel's Attitude 2

Rachel
Click Here for Full Resolution


Rachel about her coworkers' botched boob job.

Rachel : They were like this!

Rachel's Attitude 1




Rachel to the diary : "Dear diary: I'm so excited. 
My resolution is to write in you every day. 
See you tomorrow."

Monica : Nothing.

Rachel : You know, not a lot happened last year.

Ross's Geekiness 3




Ross : I'm gonna go out on a limb and say "No divorces in '99!"

Rachel : But your divorce isn't final yet.

Ross : Just the one divorce in '99!

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Chandler's Sarcasm 7




Sophisticated thing as Joey's "Top Hat"

Chandler's Sarcasm 6

Chandler vs Phoebe Click Here for Full Resolution



Phoebe : Why would my mother send me a fur?
Doesn't she know me but at all?

Phoebe : I have a fine coat that no innocent
animals suffered to make.

Chandler : Just Filipino kids who worked their fingers bloody...
...for 12 cents an hour.

Phoebe : !@#$%^&*!!!!!

Chandler : I made that up..

Chandler's Sarcasm 5

Chandler's Heirloom Click Here for Full Resolution


Phoebe : A year ago I had no family, and now I have heirlooms!

Chandler : The only heirloom I ever got was a feather boa.
 Got if from my dad.
He got it from his dad.
How did I ever get born?!!!??

Joey's Dumbness 5

Joey's Wrong Audition Click Here for Full Resolution




Joey : I'm sorry I'm not a middle-aged black woman.
        I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.

Monica's Obsession 1




Monica to maid : I'm sorry. I've never had a maid before.
Is this not okay???

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Chandler's Sarcasm 4

Chandler vs The Girls Click Here for Full Resolution



The one with all the kissing

Ross's Geekiness 2




Ross : This couch is cut in half.

Ross : I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half.

Ross's Geekiness 1



Ross flirting with the pizza delivery girl.

Ross : Was I talking to her about gas?

Chandler : More so than anything else..

Joey's Dumbness 4



Joey : So, you like the nachos, huh??

Girl : I'm 16

Joey : See you in 2003..!!

Joey's Dumbness 3




Joey : Grandma's Chicken Salad

Chandler's Sarcasm 3

Monica vs Chandler Click Here for Full Resolution


Monica : Why is your family Scottish??

Chandler : Why is your family Ross??

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Chandler's Sarcasm 2 (Gunther)

Chandler vs Gunther Click Here for Full Resolution
 Chandler 2


Gunther : Oh, Dark Mother, once again
                I suckle at your smoky teat.

Chandler : ...!!!

Chandler : No, why don't you hold on to that one.

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Phoebe's Weirdness 1








Phoebe : My mother was killed by a drug dealer.

Monica : Your mother killed herself.

Phoebe : She was a drug dealer.

Chandler's Sarcasm 1

Chandler vs Monica Click Here for Full Resolution


Monica : Say goodbye to sore muscles!

Chandler : Goodbye, muscles!

Joey's Dumbness 2

Joey vs Ross



Ross : I'm not unemployed.
      I'm on sabbatical.

Joey : Hey, don't get religious
on me, okay?

Joey's Dumbness 1

Joey 1






Joey : Whos' stupid now?