Phoebe vs Monica
Monica shakes Phoebe's hand.
Phoebe : Oh, my God! What did I ever do to you?
Monica : Did I squeeze too hard?
Phoebe : Let's just say, I'm glad I'm not Chandler.
Thursday, November 28, 2013
Joey's Dumbness 7
Ross vs Joey
Ross : Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Joey : No, I had sex in high school.
Chandler's Sarcasm 9
Chandler's Houseboy
Houseboy : More turkey, Mr. Chandler?
Rachel : Every time you tell that story,
that guy's accent gets thicker and thicker.
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Joey's Dumbness 6
Joey vs Ross
Ross : Didn't you read Lord of the Rings
in high school?
Joey : No, I had sex in high school.
Chandler's Sarcasm 8
Ross vs Chandler
Ross : I am gonna be happy this year.
I am gonna make myself happy.
Chandler : Do you want us to leave the room?
Rachel's Attitude 3
Rachel's Cat
Rachel : It's a cat.
Joey : That is not a cat!
Rachel : Yes, it is!
Ross : Why is it inside out?
Rachel's Attitude 2
Rachel
Rachel about her coworkers' botched boob job.
Rachel : They were like this!
Rachel's Attitude 1
Rachel vs Monica
Rachel to the diary : "Dear diary: I'm so excited.
My resolution is to write in you every day.
See you tomorrow."
Monica : Nothing.
Rachel : You know, not a lot happened last year.
Ross's Geekiness 3
Ross vs Rachel
Ross : I'm gonna go out on a limb and say "No divorces in '99!"
Rachel : But your divorce isn't final yet.
Ross : Just the one divorce in '99!
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Chandler's Sarcasm 6
Chandler vs Phoebe
Phoebe : Why would my mother send me a fur?
Doesn't she know me but at all?
Phoebe : I have a fine coat that no innocent
animals suffered to make.
Chandler : Just Filipino kids who worked their fingers bloody...
...for 12 cents an hour.
Phoebe : !@#$%^&*!!!!!
Chandler : I made that up..
Chandler's Sarcasm 5
Chandler's Heirloom
Phoebe : A year ago I had no family, and now I have heirlooms!
Chandler : The only heirloom I ever got was a feather boa.
Got if from my dad.
He got it from his dad.
How did I ever get born?!!!??
Joey's Dumbness 5
Joey's Wrong Audition
Joey : I'm sorry I'm not a middle-aged black woman.
I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.
Monica's Obsession 1
Monica vs Maid
Monica to maid : I'm sorry. I've never had a maid before.
Is this not okay???
Sunday, November 24, 2013
Ross's Geekiness 2
Ross's Couch
Ross : This couch is cut in half.
Ross : I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half.
Ross's Geekiness 1
Ross vs Chandler
Ross flirting with the pizza delivery girl.
Ross : Was I talking to her about gas?
Chandler : More so than anything else..
Joey's Dumbness 4
Joey
Joey : So, you like the nachos, huh??
Girl : I'm 16
Joey : See you in 2003..!!
Chandler's Sarcasm 3
Monica vs Chandler
Monica : Why is your family Scottish??
Chandler : Why is your family Ross??
Saturday, November 23, 2013
Chandler's Sarcasm 2 (Gunther)
Chandler vs Gunther
Gunther : Oh, Dark Mother, once again
I suckle at your smoky teat.
Chandler : ...!!!
Chandler : No, why don't you hold on to that one.
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Phoebe's Weirdness 1
Phoebe vs Monica
Phoebe : My mother was killed by a drug dealer.
Monica : Your mother killed herself.
Phoebe : She was a drug dealer.
Chandler's Sarcasm 1
Chandler vs Monica
Monica : Say goodbye to sore muscles!
Chandler : Goodbye, muscles!
Joey's Dumbness 2
Joey vs Ross
Ross : I'm not unemployed.
I'm on sabbatical.
Joey : Hey, don't get religious
on me, okay?
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